setups:

costumer - "i'd like a sandwich."
waiter - "what kind?"
costumer - "i'm not sure, but i do know that..."

1. i'd like my sandwich to have fifty official flavors
2. i'd like my sandwich to sting me
3. i'd like my sandwich to lead an expedition around the world by ship
4. i'd like my sandwich to jiggle
5. i'd like my sandwich to easily be inserted into a sexual orifice
6. i'd like my sandwich to be mine and no one else's
7. i'd like my sandwich to be happy
8. i'd like my sandwich to be behind bars
9. i'd like my sandwich to be cold
10. i'd like my sandwich to be made of the second largest stringed instruments
11. i'd like my sandwich to feel the force flow through it
12. i'd like my sandwich to end up in my tummy
13. i'd like my sandwich to have an oder
14. i'd like my sandwich to run away from tom, or make ice cream with ben
15. i'd like my sandwich to wear a band-aid on its cheek
16. i'd like my sandwich to give me less energy than the amount i'd use to chew it.
17. i'd like my sandwich to be goofy

 

 

 

answers:

waiter - "how about the...?"

1. peanut butter and jelly bean (jelly belly)
2. peanut butter and jellyfish
3. peanut butter and magellan
4. peanut butter and jello
5. peanut butter and k-y jelly
6. peanut butter and jealous
7. peanut butter and jolly
8. peanut butter and jail
9. peanut butter and chilly
10. peanut butter and celli (plural of cello)
11. peanut butter and jedi
12. peanut butter and belly
13. peanut butter and smelly
14. peanut butter and jerry
15. peanut butter and nelly
16. peanut butter and celery
17. peanut butter and silly