this is the official website
constructed to
expose the creative works of japhy riddle
ver 3.6
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me feedback, ideas, input,
criticism, recommendations, questions, etcetera.
also, contact me if you want to
order an album or set up a show
visitors as of october 24, 2007
(the 256th visitor will receive permission to buy
themselves a bagel)
(the 4096th visitor will receive the deadly disease of
their choice)
(the 65536th visitor will receive the missing
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